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Gentlemen, welcome to HeyBurks ∞. Each year you will be allowed two "keepers" — a player that will stay on your roster for the next year's season. There will be no limit for how long someone can keep a player. For year one, all players in the NFL will be up for grabs in the draft.

Each team gets $100 in FAAB for the season. When a player is on waivers, everyone makes a blind bid and the highest bid wins. You can bid anywhere from $0 to your remaining balance, but once you spend money, it's gone for the year. If two teams bid the same amount, the league's built-in waiver order tiebreaker decides who gets the player.

The Poop Bowl champion (last place finisher) must buy a jersey for the league champion each year. The champion gets to choose which player's jersey it will be — but the player must have been on the champion's roster during their championship season. This way, the jersey represents the actual squad that won it all. It also adds a fun tradition and a little extra pain for the last-place team, while giving the winner a keepsake from their title run.

When a manager keeps a player, the draft pick from the round in which that player was selected in the previous season will be forfeited in the current draft. If that specific draft pick has already been traded, the manager must instead forfeit their next available draft pick in the subsequent round.